It has definitely made its rounds on the email circuit

Two: > What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a > ball 400 yards. 

Three: > Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below > par.

Four: > What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? > They went clubbing.

Five: > Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide > between a wood and an iron.

Six: > Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

Seven: > This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards 

Eight: > Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever > had. So Gillette has dropped his contract. 

Nine: > After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a > tree.

Ten: > Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is > his wife.

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    When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger members than his dad. His mother replied, “The bigger they are … the dumber the person is.”

Again satisfied with his answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again.

He promptly told his mother, “Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.”

5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie’s dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.

6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow’s-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-
Spackle, from Barbie’s own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.

7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie 
dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.

8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It’s time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They’re hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa 
Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of “Breaking Up Is Hard to Do.”

9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, and Ken’s boat.10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she’s going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.

11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book “Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self” is included.

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