One: > Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a > hole in one.
Two: > What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a > ball 400 yards.
Three: > Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below > par.
Four: > What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? > They went clubbing.
Five: > Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide > between a wood and an iron.
Six: > Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven: > This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
Eight: > Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever > had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine: > After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a > tree.
Ten: > Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is > his wife.
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